personnel file
docs.
everything about $COCO, the office dog memecoin with an actual game attached.
what is $COCO
coco is a purebred toy poodle and the resident office dog of robinhood HQ. he lives on the floor and everyone there knows him. the lore is straight from his dad's video: dad ships an entire Ethereum L2, the Robinhood Chain, while coco naps through every commit, sees the private repo, and says nothing. LGTM.
$COCO lives on that same chain. that makes him its first dog. this site is his HQ: a live voxel replica of the office. (parody. it's a dog.)
read this first
$COCO is a meme, and it's strong on its own. the game on this site is purely a free community playground so holders can hang out, talk trash, and mess with a voxel dog. it is not a token utility, not a yield, not a reason the coin has value, and not a promise of anything. you do not need to hold $COCOto play. play because it's fun. hold $COCO because you love the dog.
the game
office tag. connect a wallet, spawn a voxel worker, move with the joystick or WASD, and walk into coco to grab her. she follows you. every second you hold her is score. anyone can steal her.
mechanics
fairness
every second is credited server-side. the browser cannot award itself points. each grab passes through an atomic steal-lock so only one thief wins. login is a free wallet signature. rate limits are per-account and per-IP.
and the payout is manual on purpose: the top 10 are reviewed by hand for bots, multi-wallet farming, and exploits before a single dollar moves. cheat and you are disqualified, no appeal. don't even try. play the game instead.
the payout
season 1: the top 10 holders split $5,000, paid to the wallet you played with, at season end.
tokenomics
how to buy
faq
is the game a token utility? no. it's a free community game, nothing more. $COCO is a meme that stands on its own. the game just gives the community something to do together. it grants no rights, no revenue, no promises.
do i need to buy $COCO to play? no. the game is free. holding is for believers.
is signing in safe? yes. you sign a plain text message to prove you own the wallet. no gas, no transaction, ever.
can i bot it? you can try. locks, cooldowns, per-IP limits, and manual payout review make it a waste of your time.
affiliated with robinhood? no. obvious parody. not official, not endorsed, no real private person named.
$COCO is a community meme coin and an obvious parody about a dog. not financial advice. play for the dog.